GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a